What’s a Cartoon tell another Cartoon? (there ain’t no more feathers to fly)

Jokes and Riddles by Patsy:

-What’s a typewriter say to another typewriter? You ain’t got no words.
-What’s a feather say to another feather? You ain’t got no oats.
-What’s a bag say to another bag? There ain’t no more room for a bag.
-What’s a computer say to another ‘puter? Ain’t no more room for another one!
-What Tasha think to another female? There ain’t no more females!
-What’s a cop say to another cop? You ain’t got no more policemens.
-What’s pencil say to another pencil? Ain’t no more pencils.
-Daniel doesn’t have…say there’s two Daniels, what’s Daniel thinking to another Daniel? There ain’t no more guys to look like.
-What’s a painter say to another painter? There, there’s a ghost.
-What’s a snake say to another snake? Ain’t no mores.
-What’s a wise man say to another wise man? There ain’t no more females. That’s all I got.
-What’s a telephone meant to another phone? There ain’t got no more females.
-What’s a vegetable say to another vegetable? You ain’t got no vegetables. Vegetables and two, oh what is it, vegetables, what do they say to the carrots, you ain’t got no vegetables. You don’t know? You aint got no choppers!
-What did the male doctor say to the female doctor? You ain’t got no brains.
-What’s a shoe tell another shoe? There ain’t no more socks.
-What’d the woman think that the man don’t think of? There ain’t no more men.
-What’d the woman say to the other female? We ain’t got no females.
-What did the man say to the other man? You ain’t got no smarts.
-What did the woman say to the other woman? You ain’t got no other smarts.
-What did one guy tell another guy, a joke, what did he say? He ain’t got no hands!
-Ohhh can you tell the difference between a glass and a cup? They ain’t got no cups.
-Um, the guy told the other guy something, how he telled the difference? They ain’t no vegetable ghost.
-What do the police officers tell another police officer? They ain’t got no females!
-What’d you say to the donkey that never asked any questions? You ain’t got no females.
-What’d the females tell another female? What’s the question? How do you tell a female from a male? You ain’t got no brains.
-How you tell a female to a male? There ain’t no more females.
-What did a car say to another car? There ain’t got no car.
-What’s a car without no car? There ain’t got no car. I’ve got a lot of them.
-What’s Santa Claus tell misses Santa? There ain’t no more chicken.
-What’d the sign tell another sign? You ain’t got no smarts.
-What’s the horse tell another horse? You ain’t got no more horses!
-What’s a dog gotta tell another dog? You ain’t got no more dogs?
-What’s a horse tell another horse? They ain’t got no…tails.
-What’d a donkey tell a joke? That there ain’t no more jokes. You ain’t got no more jokes. None.
-What did a donkey says to another donkey? There ain’t no more donkeys.
-How many more peoples gonna be laid off? None.
-Oh! What’d the window says to another window? You ain’t got no more windows!
-What's a chalkboard says to another chalkboard? There ain’t no more chalkboards.
-What did the rifle say he ain’t got no more people? What did the rifle say? That they ain’t got no bullets.
-What the flower say to another flower? No rose bugs.
-What’d the car say to another car? No there ain’t no cars here.
-What to a desk says another desk? You ain’t got no room.
-Whats a pipe says to another pipe. Ain’t no more pipes.
-Whats a woman tell another woman? There ain’t enough men to go around.
-What’s a man tell another man? There ain’t enough women.
-What’s a man think about another woman? Ain’t enough chickens around.
-What a man say to a woman? There ain’t no more women. My dad told me that. He was a police officer. He belonged to a police department. So is my mom. And my brother.

Sharks, and other meditations

Artists collaborating: Chanel Conklin and Beth Bryson

Project Grow visits West Coast Turnaround at Milepost 5

25 November Interaction with Shelby Davis' and Crystal Schenk's installation West Coast Turnaround at Milepost 5.

around Milepost 5

Shelby and Crystal's installation

and lastly, the hood‑ornament models (artsy photo)

Photography by Brian Impala

Project Grows new addition.. "Abby" is a two yr old Pygora. She was donated to us by WollFarm. She was bred to a Pygora buck two weeks ago, so... she should be kidding in late April! Jeff and Buckaroo are excited about their new matriarch..

Abby is a beautiful goat with two kids inside her. She makes the goat world more brighter. Jeff and Buckaroo continue to make their world more happier. .. Brian Gubert.

Igloo

Photography by Dan McClary and Joe Arneson

Come As You Are / Viens Tel Que Tu Es

Come As You Are / Viens Tel Que Tu Es from sanone on Vimeo.

Sssssssssssssandy!

Bon voyage, Sandy!

See you at Igloo this Thursday!

To Whitney

reinacting edward curtis

the actors were: qt, dan, and endale



the director/photogragher was cody lunceford


in honor of thanksgiving and its history

posted by cody

Art Attack

Chanel's Documentation of Our Art Attack Preparations

Our Last Lecture

Patsy working on a sign for Project Grow.

Listen to the audio from our last lecture entitled "Mental Diversity = Segregation?" on our website.

Bikes made of wood?

I liked the bikes being made out of wood. And I liked the shapes of the bikes. The bikes were made out of wood were different and looked better. Please check out the Renovo bikes too!

-Zach M.

Photography by Dan M.

Ghoulish Memories

The Shed aka The Grudge House

The Grudge House 3: Chanel's Movie

The Grudge 1, The Grudge 2 and The Grudge 3

*The Grudge song is playing*
Starts with Emese screaming. Emese has blood coming out of her mouth. Steven screams.

Chanel will grab Emese in to attic. And then James will grab Chanel's hair and break Chanel's neck. He shoves Channel into the attic. And leaves her all alone up there all gray and bloody. Amanda sets Channel on fire and burns the grudge house down!

Cast List:

Chanel: Kayako
Beth: Toshito
Amanda: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Emese: yoko
Tim: Jason Behr
James: Tokeo
Steven: Matthew
Bekka: Amber Tamblyn

Filmed with a camera in the grudge house. The grudge house burns up on fire.

Contract with the Rain

Contract with the rain

Listen to the rainbow
colors. all the different colors
12 count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

flowers. beautiful

How beautiful you are.

Hearts like in water

Like the fish like to swim in a

Boats floating by

Mermaids swim in the water
& She laid down in the grass
to rest the end

A letter to the president

Dear Obama,
Everybody is a miss rainbow fairy.
Love,
Chanel

Sent: October 27th, 2009

How to write like Patsy, a lesson

Put some letters. <3
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4'2" an tier 3'6" an an 2 to sam, b like in a boy


Patsy is a writer, painter, and counselor at Project Grow. She has many beautiful gifts to share.

Gretchen Han

Say a prayer.
Lost the chicken.
Just one of them.
Had a good life.
There was something wrong with Gretchen Han, said like you very good. So we the people up here at Project Grow have a good attitude. Said a prayer all the way around from everybody else and I hope and pray we find another chicken just like that one. Honory talk to the chicken and everything and say a prayer for the others so they don't get it. I know because I had a chicken and I write everything down. Like what kind of chicken we got, how we raised it, and everything. Also, we everybody wants to see the chickens are ok. Bring them in at night in the house and morning let them out. So, then the next people will see you and want to talk to you find another pet chicken that doesn't bite or make a fight. Watch him everyday. So they won't pick at the little ones. Some chickens do fight.
We are going to miss her.
This is what my dad taught me, everything counts, the life they had is worth it. Feed them oats and water, same as a horse. And everything. Feed them out of your hands. They do not bite. And watch them grow. Do everything you can for the chickens. Same thing with the momma rabbit and the daddy rabbit.
Say a prayer for her. That's her picture.

Written by Patsy.

Patsy's Advice

Focus in the middle, and think what you had wanted to do ever since you were a little girl. And write about it.
Don't forget to use numbers too. like this: 1-8. Try 456.

Star Wars - Part II -

...like a monster or something. They get away from the trash compactor. And then Dark Vader says, "they've stolen plans to the escape pod."
And then he says, "I want them alive!"
And then he said "Stolen plan to the escape pod"
They are going to kill the Princess.
They are not allowed to escape.
"I'll do it myself," that's what Dark Vader says. And then they went to another planet that got destroyed by the empire's star fighters. And then they, and what happened next, then they had there, oh what do you call it now, I forgot what happened here.
But then they were in a desert. And, R2D2 and C3PR said, "I'm not going this way, I'm going the other way." And they he says, "Go that way. You'll be executed." That's what C3PO said. Then they have their star fighters, they said, oh I forgot what they said on their star fighters...

Star Wars - Part I -

By Dan McClary

Star Wars is where the storm troopers kidnap Princess Leia. Their head leader is Dark Vader. And then there is no escape for the princess this time, now.
And then he says, “Hold your fire, there is no life.”
Luke says to Han Solo, “It’s dangerous, don’t go there,” and then he says, “it’s daaaaaaaaaaaangerous.”
All got killed in the place where he used to live at. And he says, “no! I have to go back.”
And then he says, “I want to be like my dad. There is nothing for me here now. I have work to do.”
“I want to come with you to Amarran,” he says.
But there is nothing there now it has been destroyed by the fire.
Then Luke and Dark Vader have a fight with their light sabers. And then they said, “they kidnapped the princess!” The guy says, “Stay here, wait here and have patience to wait ,”and then he says, “wait here.”
They are going to kill Luke, Darth Vader tries to kill him and Luke gets mad and says “Noo.” Then he says, “they let us go, we escape.”
“Not on this ship sister,!” Han solo said. He gets mad and he says, “not for my money, or something like that.”
Then princess Leia gets mad at her brother. And then they go right into the trash compactor.
And there is something down here…

To be continued.

Project Grow is going to Europe!!!

All Smiles has invited Project Grow to participate in their upcoming tour to Europe! Artists for the next three weeks will be creating, planning,discussing ideas that will be carried out by All Smiles' Jim Fairchild. We cannot give more details than this but in the words of Jim,"Let's talk about it some and do something cool. That's my only edict!"

Check our blog in the coming weeks for updates. Pack your bags and join us on this amazing trip to France!

Today

My name is Endale.

I like watching movies and playing football and listening to music.
I love making pictures at Project Grow.

Cooley Gallery

I saw some pictures of stuff I have never seen before. I think Gregory was a great tour guide and I think that he was good at showing us around and showing us what was in the room .
Couple of the paintings were naked, some of them were from another time. I don't remember when. My favorite part of the trip was the tour.

-Zach M.

Patsy's Book

I think someone should be helping me. I'm doing the right thing. I'm following the footsteps of my god. I want to do the office work and everything. I write about God, he helps me in everything I do. He shows me the way. I write my dad and mom, they want me to keep up the good work. I got a nice boss and everything. They will help me if they could. I want them I want to show them I can handle this job.
This is what this book is for.
I'm going to keep on doing it.
I got a good boss that will help me and stick beside me all the way through.
She's the only one I can turn to when I have problems.

I want to keep on writing.
And everything.

Patsy is a 70 year old artist, writer, and business lady attending Project Grow. She is full of dreams, hope, love, and memories.